Finally 18♥



carl is me

laughed out loud, fucking carl

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Miley’s speech before singing Wrecking Ball

My. Fucking. Hero.

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Vegans, please do not do this. Cats are not omnivores like us, they are obligate carnivores and cannot survive on a meat-free diet.
Edit: a lot of people commenting on this are arguing that the owners of this cat just “didn’t know what they were doing”, that protein is protein, and that any animal can survive on a vegan diet if done properly. NO. Cats are OBLIGATE CARNIVORES. They will die on a vegan diet. Some animals can do perfectly well on a vegan diet - dogs for example can be fed a vegan diet, if you’re careful. Cats ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT.
Via I Fucking Love Science


please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(via pizza)



don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers


(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  • me: *not religious*
  • me: oh my god
  • me: praise the lord
  • me: thank god
  • me: oh dear lord
  • me: jesus christ
  • me: good god



but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

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girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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